If you haven’t heard any of our holiday music before, you might be surprised, bewildered, or confused by these songs. There are only a few songs you may have heard before, and the rest are about things like Santa’s poor work ethic, and a novel solution to our dependency on foreign oil.

As in years past, we feature singing robots, but now we have programmed them to perform duets with real, blood-filled humans. In addition, these songs feature a potent combination of whistling, glockenspiel, boot stomping, and ample amounts of Moog Synthesizer. And while it might not be obvious upon first listen, all these songs were written for, and in the spirit of, the holiday season.

There are over 40 songs here, free for you to download. To conserve server bandwidth, we ask that you please download the files to your computer rather than listening to them on this website.

Happy Holidays!